Ann Summers Bingo might sound like something we’ve invented as an April Fool’s joke, but the combination of Britain’s favourite gambling game and the red-hot sizzle of its most famous adult product retailer really does exist. We know, because we’ve visited the site and taken a long, hard look at every aspect of it. Just for journalistic purposes, of course.
Like the Ann Summers stores, Ann Summers bingo is aimed primarily at women. It features a “sexy male caller” who calls numbers in a unique bingo lingo you’d be hard pressed to hear in any respectable holiday camp or church hall. Phrases like “Let’s procreate, number 78” and “One night in heaven, number 37” are carefully uttered to stir the female players into a lust-fuelled frenzy. Whilst male players will find such lines quite funny, they will probably choose to mute them after a while.
4th April 2008
Article Last Updated: 04/04/2008 12:58:01